Tagalog Pick up Lines 2017

When it comes to humor, us Filipinos have plenty of that! Maybe it is deep within our genetic structure and culture to find humor in almost anything we can think of. We have the Filipino’s light-heartedness to thank for that; the ability to keep things light in spite of stress and calamities, we are always ready to laugh.

We are so used to many types of jokes; we can easily encounter a satirical joke in news papers. We are very fond of ethnic stereotyping jokes which sometimes deal on racism. We have self deprecating ones and lots of naughty ones! There are so many situations and incidents that we can easily transform as comedy. One of the most popular types of humor that simply refuses to die out is the Pick Up Line joke. Here we dwell on romance, cheesiness, naughtiness and word play at the same time.

Here are some funny tagalog pick up lines for 2017.

Ano pangalan mo miss? Inaayos ko kasi yung “To Do” list for 2012 ko eh.

Tingin ko delivery woman ka…kanina mo pa tinitingnan “package” ko eh.

May nagsabi sa akin andito daw ang hinahanap ko na treasure chest! Pero nung nakita kita, ok na ko sa chest lang…

Kamusta naman ang langit nang naglayas ka?

Kelangan ko tingnan cell number mo, baka ninakaw mo yung akin eh nawawala kasi.

Lumapit ako ng may naka-ready na pick-up line, sa ganda mo nakalimutan ko tuloy.

My twitter ka? Kaya lang hindi pala sapat ang 140 characters para itweet sa mundo kung gaano ka kaganda.

Pwede mo ba ko samahan sa pari para magkumpisal? (sure! Why what did you do?)…Ah…eh… gagawin pa lang natin…

Wag ka mag-alala miss andito lang ako at nagbabantay! Hindi ako aalis sa tabi mo! Mabuti nang sigurado baka lumapit ang mga babaero eh…

Ah…ganon may boyfriend ka?… Alam mo mas ok lagi kung may back up ka, just in case diba. (kindat)

Curious lang, trabaho mo ba maging sexy o hobby lang?

Girl: Sorry di ako namimigay ng number sa guys eh…
Boy: Ah ganon ba? Ako din hindi nagbibigay ng number sa guys eh! We have so much in common!

Boy: Ganda ng hugis ng katawan mo, parang bote ng Coca-Cola.
Chubby Girl : Talaga?
Boy: Oo, Coca-Cola talaga. Family size Coca-Cola !

It seems that no matter how we evolve, how we progress to more technological advances, we have this nice talent with puns and word play, as long as it has something to do with getting to know another person. Maybe we are making it humorous to stabilize our nervousness, who knows? All I know is… I need a good laugh once in awhile!