Are you in love? Or you’re just in the mood to make somebody smile? Cheesy tagalog pick up lines, commonly known as “banat” in the vernacular, have been more popular nowadays as sites, fan pages, and even SMS with the said theme grow larger and larger everyday. And now, they come cheesier and sweeter because they are in our own language, Filipino!
Cheesy tagalog pick-up lines are quite risky, but sometimes work if you catch your target off-guard. Using cheesy tagalog pick-up lines to throw a punch line or break the ice is better than the purpose of getting yourself a date. Never say these lines to a girl whom you never know in the first place, except you want a decapitating slap or punch to land your face. You don’t wanna lose your head, do you?
Here are some of the latest cheesy tagalog pick-up lines that will surely make your someone special feel the “kilig” feeling or create some “laugh trip” among the barkada.
“Teleserye ka ba? Ang sarap mo kasing subaybayan.”
This quote says that he/she is very interested in your life. As we all Filipinos know, drama series in the Philippines are epic, epic as in extremely protracted. Remember the original “Mara Clara” series? It was aired for as long as 5 years. With that being said, you are certainly that interesting if someone decides to have his/her eyes on you for that incredible span of time.
“I’m not stalker, I’m just following my dreams”
Here is a perfect excuse for those who aimlessly follow their “apple of their eyes” wherever he/she goes. Stalkers never leave a good impression. Stalkers are intimidating, creepy, and of course, very irritating to the senses. Who would want to be watched all the time as if you’re in the PBB house? But hey! It did say you are his/her “dreams”, isn’t that something flattering?
On the other hand, good-looking stalkers are never called “stalkers”, and hence termed as “admirers”. LOL.
“Ikaw ba ang kadiliman? Wala kasi akong makitang iba pag andyan ka.”
He/She could have shouted “Let there be light!”, but chose to remain in the darkness to see nobody, nobody but you! Although this sounds a bit impossible (especially for the guys), it will certainly touch your heart to hear somebody say that they have only set your eyes on you. Imagine, there are others out there who look better than you, and yet you have found someone who doesn’t care at all.
“Table of contents ka ba? ikaw kasi ang laman ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.”
Okay, this is a spin-off of the cheesy line “Patingin nga ng kamay mo, ang liit ah. Paano mo nahawakan ang mundo ko?” This simply says that every part of him is about you. You are his world! You are the captain of his ship! Yes, sounds like too good to be true, but doesn’t it sound like music to your ears too?
“Natikman ko na lahat ng matatamis, kelan naman kaya ang matamis mong ‘Oo’?”
Now this is really, really something! Now he said that he have tasted almost all of the luscious confections such as the ever-famous Krispy Kreme doughnuts, Dairy Queen’s Strawberry Cheesecake Blizzard, Frey White Chocolate bar, Häagen-Dazs ice cream, but he still craves for your sweetest “yes”. Yup, this three-letter word is the sweetest thing for him in this world. This “yes” would take him to the seventh heaven, the perfect bliss, because that “yes” merely says “I love you too. I would like to be your girlfriend”.
Here are some more tagalog pick up lines created by creative Filipino teens.
Bagyo ka ba? Kasi the moment you leave my area of responsibility, you leave my heart in the state of calamity.
Kung bola ka at ako ang player, masho-shoot ba kita? Hindi! Kasi lagi kitang namimiss.
Geometry ba ang favorite subject mo? Kasi kahit anong angle, ang ganda mo eh.
Surgeon ka ba? kasi ikaw lang ang nakapagbukas ng puso ko.
May license ka ba? Kasi you’re driving me crazy!
Chinese ka ba? Kasi I’ll siomai love to you, and I hopia love me too.
Who said flattery will get you nowhere? Stating compliments makes people feel good about themselves. Just don’t get too flowery so you could spark a good conversation between the two of you.